Here are some photos that the editors did not use for the Hot Dawgz and Hand Railz article. Andrew does take better photos than me but I still thought these were worth sharing
Chaz Guldemond is from a) the east coast or b) outer space - a
Scotty Vine risked breaking his neck on this jump a) he thinks he is ANdy Hetzel in powder b) he is an idiot c) He really got into the spirit of things and deserved best trick - c
Cory Cronk would a) steal your car from the 7-11 in Adelanto or b) just dresses like that - b but I still lock my doors when I go into the 7 - 11 in Adelanto. One time I was in there and a huge fat black lady stormed in screaming “mother fucker you better pay the rent, or I am going to kill you” I left at that point and went to circle k
Ben comes from Alaska, home of the most hellacious sick mountains and snow in the world, home of Jay Liska, Mark Landvik, Jesse Burtner and more. Ben came to Big Bear a) there are few parks in Alaska b) he does not enough money for heli’s? shit, I don’t know
Bode Merrill a) sucks balls b) is good enough for more than one photo. I actually can not comment on a, I do not not know Bode well enough to know either way but I know b is true
Nick Visconti was born a) before 1971 when tie dies were popular of b) trying to be a hippie - b
Pat Milberry is a a) a complete dick or b) super nice - b
If the contest was based on straight jumps who would have won? a) Jed Anderson b) Bode Merril (shown here, switch rodeo) b) Scotty Vine or Chaz - answer - fuck if I know but Bode Merril did a switch back rodeo, rodeo 7, crazy transfers and he might have taken overall on the jump
Who was the first rider transfer the jump to side landing a) second place finisher Chaz Guldemond or b) Ben Rice, who did it in the qualifiers but did not get into the finals. answer is b
Kyle Lopicolo is a sick ripper that calls Mountain High his home mountain. Kyle will a) get a full ride from Burton b) become an instructer c) complete this front 7 - answer is C, maybe A but I don’t have a crystal ball even though my boss thinks I do
Leanne Pelosi is a) cute b) fun c) rips or d) all of the above, answer is d
Can’t tell you why the editors decided not to run this photo of the cute girls. Everyone knows boys love looking at pictures of chicks. That means the editors are either a) feminists or b) gay Well since women can be strong and beautiful, the editors must be gay
Chaz Guldemond must eat a) a lot of candy b) really healthy or c) cocaine. That guy has so much energy and he is super fun to watch. Hopefully the answer b or a, if it c then someday we will see Chaz at NA (narc anonymous)
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